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Jesus

For the Jesus statue, see Imperator's Base

Jesus Christ is a meme on 2b2t. He is often shown in videos saying "divine" things. The first Jesus video was uploaded in July 2, 2016, titled Rusher.m4v. A second Jesus video entitled Jesus visits 2b2t was uploaded in February 17, 2017. It should be noted that the two Jesus videos are completely different, however still fall under the same meme.

Rusher.m4v Transcript

Chorus: Jesus!!!!! [Jesus rises up]

Jesus: Rusher, you retarded faggot. Get off the 2b2t. You and your bitch army of six-year-olds ruined the entire fucking place. Get the hell out of here, and drink some bleach while you are at it. Long live the vets. Word of God.

Chorus: Jesus!!!! [Jesus goes down]

Jesus visits 2b2t

"Hello players of 2b2t. Jesus here. I don't know if you've noticed, but there's been a lot of lightning recently. That's because of our lord and savior, Caviyaz. So remember, every time lightning strikes, a vatarian dies. And praise to BibleBot, for making 2b2t a family-friendly Christian Factions server. Jesus out."Category:MemeCategory:Religion

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