Joey Coconut
Joey_Coconut is a celebrated shitpost theorist and builder. He is also the Ascended Caliph of the Shortbus Caliphate, President of 2b2t, and Director of the JIDF. He has participated in Invictus, Ironfarm Base, Rhodes, and Block Game Mecca. Outside of the server, he is a Bureaucrat on this wiki, having served in the administration of all major 2b2t wikis since 2018.
| "Dont you touch my bricks" | |
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| Approx. join date | June 12, 2015 (five years ago) |
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| Status | Active |
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| Known Alts | None |
| Reddit Username(s) | Joey_Coconut |
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| Current | 2b2t Wiki RRN |
| Past | Shortbus Caliphate [Wiki] |
Early History[edit | edit source]
The Beginning[edit | edit source]
Joey_Coconut joined the server June 12, 2015 (five years ago) , introduced to the server by his friend, ARENAWARLORD. Those who saw him online during this period thought he was an alternate account of coconut4, and so he was often harassed at Spawn. Players would spam Joey_Coconut with various death/doxx threats. They would also call him "fake coconut" as this was the time of the Fake Coconut Meme, a popular chat meme revolving around coconut4. Joey_Coconut traveled roughly 8,000 blocks out of Spawn, stopping at a place called theMelon Highway, and did nothing but read global chat for several weeks. This got old quickly, and so he quit until June of 2016.
Tugboat Base[edit | edit source]
In late 2016, Joey_Coconut noticed thumbnails for TheCampingRusher's series on the "Oldest Server in Minecraft," and was drawn back into 2b2t. He became leader of a group of Rushers, and set up his first group base in Tugboat Base.[1] Joey_Coconut and his now-enlarged group of newfags known as the Rogue Gnomes established two bases. The bases were called Altenburg and Salzburg, and were extremely short-lived.
Whilst operating his Sanctuary in the ruins of Tugboat Base, Joey_Coconut met many travelers, including AutismBot, who soon invited him to live at Invictus II.
Invictus Group[edit | edit source]
Joey_Coconut's time at Invictus II was very short-lived, as the base was soon leaked to NedaT.[2][3] On his way to Invictus II, Coconut ran into the entirety of the base group on the highway, themselves on their way back from their recent raid on La Rosa. Joey_Coconut lived at Invictus II from early October of 2016 to late November, when it was abandoned and griefed. He then lived at Obliviscaris, but this base was also, short-lived and uneventful.Obliviscaris lasted only a few weeks in December of 2016. Coconut was then invited to C4RTM4N's base, the 2b2t Creative Mode Project, and went inactive during this time. When he returned, the base had been blown up by Parthicus.
Mecca Group[edit | edit source]
Ironfarm Base[edit | edit source]
Joey_Coconut visited Ironfarm Base as well, after it was abandoned by the members. The base was given to Joey, who did not want to travel all the way out to the new base of the Invictus group, Block Game Mecca. Instead, he elected to reside in the now-empty Ironfarm Base and attempt to create a cadet base for potential BGM members. The base was unpopular, only Placer and Drathader came to the location. In April 20, 2017 (three years ago) , Joey_Coconut was alerted that there was a newly-discovered version of the BedTP, and was subsequently teleported to Block Game Mecca. Ironfarm Base was griefed by Parthicus the following day.
Arrival in Mecca and Shitposting[edit | edit source]
After teleporting to Block Game Mecca in April 20, 2017 (three years ago) , Joey_Coconut began his career as a shitposter. In the words of AutismBot, Joey had, "...[gradually changed] from quiet nice kid to full blown[sic] autist." Joey_Coconut would often shitpost in chat, usually opting to manually type out all of the lyrics of entire Pink Floyd albums. His autism was such that he had an entire channel in BGM's Discord simply for the purpose of shitposting to himself. Joey would frequently raid the Block Game Mecca voice chat with a variety of instruments including, but not limited to: the trumpet, kazoo, and vuvuzela. On November 06, 2017 (three years ago) , Joey_Coconut created the then-meme group, Shortbus Caliphate. It would later become an integral part of life at Mecca. With all of this shitposting, he found little time to build at BGM. Nevertheless, by the fall of Block Game Mecca, Joey_Coconut had created his Brick Biome, the CocoCastle, a sizable village, a melon shrine, and a replica tugboat from Tugboat Base. Coconut also created the so-called "epic dabbing skateboard man statue". For December 25, 2017 (three years ago) , Joey_Coconut built a noteblock rendition of "Oh Christmas Tree" underneath the base's Christmas Tree.
The Brick Biome[edit | edit source]
In addition to his career in shitposting, Joey_Coconut was also known to create "autistic" projects. Joey_Coconut had duplicated over 6.2 Million brick blocks during the 1.12 Stacking Duplication. Upon duplicating that many bricks bricks, Joey_Coconut realized he simply did not have a use for that many bricks. He tried to resolve this issue by building with them. When that did not work, he decided to gift them to other players. When gifting them did not drastically decrease his supply, he began burning them en masse. This also did not severely curtail the brick stocks. He replaced all surface blocks in an area of roughly 500x500 with the bricks. Whilst this did not put a significant dent in his supply of bricks, which still numbered roughly 6,100,000, he was satisfied. Player berkbrein assisted in Joey's efforts, constructing a model of a tree for Joey's newly-created "brick biome." Unfortunately, this was his last act on the server, and he has not been seen since August 20, 2017 (three years ago) . Joey_Coconut and the other Meccans have since come to the conclusion that he has died. As a result of the destruction of Block Game Mecca, millions of bricks were lost.
Beyond Mecca[edit | edit source]
Rhodes[edit | edit source]
During the 1.11.2-1.12 [[1.11.2-1.12 temp map in July 2017, Joey_Coconut met the player Drachenstien, through a small group known as Imperinova. Drachenstien invited Coconut to Rhodes. The base did not survive the summer. While there, Joey_Coconut met _m_o_t_h_r_a_, who would be invited to Mecca shortly after the fall of Rhodes.
Membership in Factions[edit | edit source]
In May of 2018, Joey_Coconut became a member of the Astral Order, the revived 4th Reich, and Builders Guild. Joey_Coconut would achieve Celestium rank within the Astral Order, befriending LordGalvatronMc in the process. The 4th Reich would disband at the end of the Month of Destruction. Beardler would be eject Joey_Coconut from the Builders Guild before Coconut could make it to any of the group's bases. The reasoning behind the kick was for Coconut "being a griefer", despite him having never griefed a base. After consulting with other Mecca residents, it was found all other Mecca residents had been kicked from the group. As events would unfold over the following days, it became clear the mass kick was a preemptive measure for the robbery of Mecca's museum, and the leak of its coordinates.
The Fall of Mecca and the BoeMeccan Witch Trials[edit | edit source]
Beardler leaked Mecca's coordinates in global chat on a shared base alt. Immediately following the fall of Mecca, Joey_Coconut became heavily involved in the BoeMeccan Witch Trials against Beardler, along with YellowstoneJoe and _m_o_t_h_r_a_. Joey_Coconut started the process off with 2 reddit post. [4][5]
2builders2tools Wiki[edit | edit source]
On July 27, 2018 (two years ago) , Joey_Coconut became a Administrator on the 2builders2tools wiki, which was headed by jared2013. It was one of several wikis created after the deletion of the Fandom Wiki. It would be a shortlived project, as jared2013 would disappear and the wiki would slow down. Joey_Coconut was quickly invited to the 2b2t Wiki by Dark_Annihilator, where Joey_Coconut would join as an Administrator. Following disagreements with several other staff members about what constituted appropriate articles, and overall behavior, he became inactive in the wiki.
Intermittent Involvement[edit | edit source]
After the fall of Mecca, Joey_Coconut moved with the remains of the group to their new project, which has since been put on hiatus. He was invited to several bases but had become disillusioned with 2b2t, and did not join any new base groups. Drachenstien had invited to Valinor, but was overruled by Sniper231996 at the last minute. Joey_Coconut came back in August and September of 2018 to tour Tugboat Base, and view a recently griefed Astral base.
Democratic Republic of 2b2t[edit | edit source]
Joey_Coconut then joined the Democratic Republic of 2b2t, and orchestrated a coup against Gambino over accusations of abuse of power. The result of the coup was Joey_Coconut becoming "President of 2b2t."[6] The group disintegrated after Gambino gave ownership of the server to WomenAreObjects, who nuked the server and allegedly doxxed Gambino. Joey_Coconut returned several times, including once to help GamingDerp organize the Anarchy Links Hub, but he would not become consistently active in the 2b2t community again until April 08, 2020 (three months ago) . In the interim, Joey_Coconut moved to Constantiam for a short time.
The Return[edit | edit source]
The Germ of the Idea[edit | edit source]
Joey_Coconut started to become drawn back into the 2b2t community as a result of Covid-19. He began to play on a small anarchy server, where he became a member of PVG. He also reconnected with many other members of the community at large. With his increased contacts, he was approached by DrEnderPickles for an interview, which quickly occured.[7] Joey_Coconut began to read the wiki again, and became distressed at what he perceived as a serious downgrade in quality.
The New 2b2t Wiki[edit | edit source]
jared2013 came to Joey_Coconut and several others with an idea: a well-made, well-run wiki. With this shared vision, Joey_Coconut planned a removal of what himself and his ideological supporters viewed as a corrupt administration. Under Joey_Coconut's leadership, the removal was successful. Joey_Coconut's participation in the wiki management was controversial, leading to Proposed_Changes_to_2b2t_Wiki_Staff_v2. The result was a resounding yes to Joey_Coconut being in the wiki administration. Following this, and in remembrance of other services to the wiki, President _Henry_ promoted Joey_Coconut to the Bureaucrat rank after a unanimous vote to do so from the other staff.
An Active Player Once More[edit | edit source]
On July 27, 2018 (two years ago) , Joey_Coconut started to play actively on 2b2t again. Joey_Coconut wandered spawn for several days and then created the JIDF of 2b2t. He then founded JIDFBase as a place for the members to meet. It was here that he moved into video shitposting.[8] The base was griefed July 05, 2020 (thirteen days ago) , although very little had been built in the location as most of the invitees simply did not reach the location as they were newfags.
New Groups[edit | edit source]
Following Joey_Coconut's re-entry into 2b2t, he was invited to join the Blackguard, where he currently holds the rank of Wilder. After meeting TheDark_Emperor, Joey_Coconut became a member of the Emperium, where he currently holds the rank of Sigma. Joey_Coconut also recently joined the group H4A, where he holds the rank of Novice. Encouraged by meeting many new friends, Joey_Coconut proceeded to join the NFPR, where he currently hold the rank of Gold Member. He is also a reporter for RRN
Additional Information[edit | edit source]
For anyone that wishes to reach Joey_Coconut on discord, he can be contacted at Joey_Coconut#7406.
"It should be noted he is one of the highly-respected members of the 2b2t Wiki community by the active userbase. A known autist even tried to demote Joey and failed miserably due to Joey being a highly-accepted administrator." - FredModulars
